Calendar Confusion
first published January 10, 2008
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Now before you start thinking that I’m a tad slow out of the starting blocks, I realize that Christmas 2007 has come and gone and that we’re better than a week into 2008. But here in the greenhouse business, a calendar year is a bit of a mirage. In fact, as far as time is concerned, the greenhouse is a virtual Bermuda Triangle, with entire chunks of years disappearing before they even exist. You see, around here, Christmas 2007 started back in December 2006, disappeared for a few months during the spring, only to reappear in all its wintery glory and then vanish last month just as we were putting the final touches on the poinsettia order for Christmas 2008. It’s definitely an exercise in controlled chaos and not just at poinsettia time. The bedding plant varieties you’ll see for sale in spring and summer 2008 were ordered in June of 2007, and some of our perennial varieties were booked back in 2006. Fortunately, my sister-in-law, Valerie, is an expert at making method out of this madness because on more than one occasion I’ve had to stop and think…what year is it again? So if you’ve spent the last week grumbling because writing the date on a check took two tries, welcome along for the ride—please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
In all seriousness, working a year in advance is just the reality of the gardening business. Take, for example, what it takes to grow a specific variety of geraniums. By June of 2007, the number of each geranium variety we need must be ordered so that the propagators have enough time to ensure there are enough ‘mother’ stock plants for spring of 2008. If I were to phone up a propagator in January of this year and order cuttings for this spring, he or she would probably laugh and hang up or ask if I had fallen in the punch bowl on New Year’s Eve. And that’s just the tip of the Bermuda Triangle.
As if getting the plant order right isn’t daunting enough, complicating matters is that we need to sync those plant orders with our company’s publishing deadlines so that we have a year to trial new plants before we recommend them in our magazine. That means that the premier issue of Enjoy Gardening 2008 had to be planned, written, photographed and put to bed by the end of December 2007. Daytimer, anyone? So while we’re juggling the here and now of the daily greenhouse grind, our experts are stealing away to greenhouse conventions and tradeshows in Toronto, Vancouver and Europe to discover the newest plants and trends so we can write and research the articles, plan and photograph the how-to projects, test recipes, and select the all-stars for my 100 Favourite Plants article so that you can have an insider’s look at what’s new in gardening.
The danger, of course, of working in an industry that’s always a year ahead of the calendar is that one runs the risk of…say…writing about the exemplary attributes of a new plant variety, only to discover that the particular featured plant has succumbed to some devastating disease and isn’t available anywhere in the world. Of course, that has never happened to me, but it did happen to a “close friend” of mine last year.
Good or bad, there’s a glimpse of how I navigate my year. In all honesty, the whole process is really quite addictive…kind of like some twisted version of gambling. So if all of the stars align, by the time you see the Spring issue of Enjoy Gardening on the newsstands early February, all of the plants I’ve written about will be available, and gardeners nationwide will be able to enjoy them. Of course, it’s always possible that one of our suppliers could have a crop failure, but I suppose if that happens, we’ll just do what all gardeners do when Mother Nature imposes her own plan: lick our wounds and start dreaming about next year…whenever that is.


