Gardening for Golfers: Book Review
Written and self-published by Peter G. Blair (who is Peter Blair...certainly not a gardener, that's for certain) this satirical jaunt starts with combining gardening with golf - and then takes a number of different tangents from there.
I haven't read this book, but am certainly keen to after reading some excerpts and testimonials. It's my kind of book. Completely politically incorrect and stepping over a few too many borders just to get a laugh seems to be the order of the day.
In fact, if you're thinking this might be a helpful gardening book...think again. It's own press release states,
"Do not buy this book for anyone who is uptight, stern, serious, or otherwise dull and argumentative. We simply do not want complaints. A better "obligatory" gift for them might be a smelly hermit crab with a peace sign painted on it's shell."
and;
The main concept of the book is for one to use their golf clubs to maintain their yard, making the yard look nice, while at the same time improving their golf game. It goes down hill from there.
So, if you have a healthy sense of humour and can handle images of golfers teeing up against a large marrow then this book may be that Christmas present you thought of buying for yourself - but keep it well out of the way of the MIL who won first-prize for her rose blooms. She won't appreciate it.
Still interested? You can buy it here...
